I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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