We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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