6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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