matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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