I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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