so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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