i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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