im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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