I don't remember. Are we still dating?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
