Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
vagina is talking i cant
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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