White coat. Heels.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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