Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
His hands were made for my vagina.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
