I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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