How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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