You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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