I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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