god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
My friends, they love my intelligence
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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