she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
being pregnant is like rehab
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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