just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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