Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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