Having a random hookup so left but love u
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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