Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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