so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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