I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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