where am i from again
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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