Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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