Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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