Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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