Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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