ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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