does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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