this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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