@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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