She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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