I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize