My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you win again, gameday.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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