Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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