I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
The beer is more important than you right now.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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