I wanna bring you to show and tell
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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