i jhust puked up my retainher.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize