New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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