My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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