We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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