My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is my gift to your gina
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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