Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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