Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!