so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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