even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just gargled with NyQuil
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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