using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
