At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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