Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.