I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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