Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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