I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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