I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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