Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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