Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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